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A Thousand Clowns (Herb Gardner)

A Thousand Clowns (Herb Gardner)

The Westmoreland Players

16217 Richmond Rd
Callao, VA 22435

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When eccentric bachelor Murray Burns decides he’s had enough of grown‑up rules, he quits his job, keeps his nephew out of school, and declares war on the dullness of everyday life. But when social workers come knocking, Murray must choose between his free‑spirited rebellion and the responsibility of keeping his unconventional little family together. With wit, warmth, and a whirlwind of offbeat charm, A Thousand Clowns celebrates the beautiful chaos of living life on your own terms — even when the world insists on order.

A THOUSAND CLOWNS by Herb Gardner is presented in arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc.. www.concordtheatricals.com

Romantic Comedy / Drama

Tickets go on sale April 7, 2027. If you are a Patron or Season Ticket-holder, you have received a pre-sale password allowing early-bird access to make your purchase at any time. We suggest you purchase tickets before the general public sale date.

Contact: 804-529-9345 (leave message - our office is not open every day)

Policies of The Westmoreland Players, Inc.

You have the ability to change your ticketed performance date and seat selection. You can also cancel your ticket and convert your payment to a donation or gift certificate. Refunds are provided (less $2 transaction fee) if we can resell your seat. To request a refund, please call our box office at 804-529-9345.